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二年前纽约Chinatown, at 山寨首饰行:
老公：老板，您说啥首饰都能仿造？戒指，耳环，镯子，项链..
首饰行老板：没错. 正品拿来，仿品十天交货.
两年后 at Tiffany, 纽约:
太太：老公，这个戒指戴上后咋又摘不下来了？
老公：对，你手指头有磁场，专吸戒指. 好说，象去年在Macy's 一样，摘不下来就买下！
太太：老公好仼性
老公：唉，谁叫咱爱太太呢，爱太太就得仼性一把.
回家路上:
老公：那个戒指先让我替你收着好吗？二周后去老杨家做客时再戴，那多有面子.
太太：不用啦. 我还是自己收着吧.
老公：别呀，我心细，还是我替你先收着.
太太笑：对，我老公心可细啦，细得把年前Chinatown 山寨首饰行的收据都忘在要干洗的衣服里啦!
老公：^&?+$%!!!!! 
太太：对啦，顺便告你一声，去年你仿造的那个我已退还给山寨店，然后呢，把你偷偷摸摸去Macy's退掉的那个真戒指又要回来了，瞧，现在手上戴的就是.
老公：
| 予微 (2015-04-12 22:57:38) |
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绕得有点晕，爪四哥把真品拿去山寨点仿造，然后，付钱，拿回家膺品哄太太？正品就送给山寨店了？ 高！佩服。 |
| zhua08854 (2015-04-13 00:15:51) |
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哈哈，谢谢予微提醒，写得不够清楚. 重新改过啦 |
